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Instructions were not clear, I killed two birds and a pizza delivery man
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pizza boss cringe too strong
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and now i start buzz feed binging..
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That last one will make your teeth rot away
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this guy looks like harry kane
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why does he remind me ian of smosh XD
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Buzzfeed thinks we're poor enough to not own plates but wealthy enough to have a seat warmer
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Okay, everybody's here arguing about how he has a heated car but no plates. Ever thought about how some people don't use ALL the hacks at the SAME TIME?
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I made it!!
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That music is so jarring.
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taco sauce.
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Too poor to get paper plates and baggies but not poor enough to get a large pizza. priorities
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Has car with heated seats
has no plastic plates
that is just pure logic -
Did anyone else get bothered that the pizza wasn't even?!
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I feel ultimate cringe when the pizza boss shows up
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This guy has such a punchable face.
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"Too cheap to own plates?"
But they assume you have a seat warmer lol -
You have a car with sear warmers, but don't own any plates?
"Can't fit in the fridge?" Wtf, ever heard of a plate? Oh yeah, you don't have any...
You keep the pizza warm with seat warmers, but then lift it off the seat warmer with a soda bottle?
The pizza won't stay warm, and the soda won't be cold anymore...
The water and microwave one actually makes the crust soggy and mushy
Pizza burns don't exist. Well, only if you're a wild animal that hasn't eaten for 5 days, and that can't wait for an extremely hot pizza to cool down, only then they exist... -
is that what you call some 2:00
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